I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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