You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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