I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Randomize
