my being single is dangerous.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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