I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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