There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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