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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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