I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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