i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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