I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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