I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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