just tell him i said nine months
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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