I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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