I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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