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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He has that thing where they hang SUPER low

  (650): View more from California

  Ewww!! Elephantitis

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• (805): View more from California

  In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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• (914): View more from New York

  You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?

  (806): View more from Texas

  Yes.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.

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