real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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