she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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