I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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