i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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