I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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