We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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