Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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