And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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