you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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