Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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