It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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