Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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