Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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