Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she peed on how many people?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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