I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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