id be glad to
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
