Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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