I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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