I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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