Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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