Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
kristin has been a bad kristin
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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