The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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