I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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