Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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