I'm jealous of your bromance
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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