My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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