...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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