If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm really busy with my period
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