Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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