why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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