Nicole vs. Life
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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