another moral hangover. fuck.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
