I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.