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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  ...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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• (760): View more from California

  have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  new district manager is here. you need to come in early

  (630): View more from Illinois

  5th mimosa says otherwise

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk

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