you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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