..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
