Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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