Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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