ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I take back everything I said about communal showers
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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