is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
